Dog Eats Sushi Off a Rotating Plate

Frankly, I think that any other form of feeding this dog would not be humanitarian and would constitute animal abuse. By having food spun around for him he can sample small portions while he contemplates the amount of human centric suffering that exists in the world around. He may then save some lives, after dinner, by being cute, cuddly, and offering solace to those humans who cannot, for some reason or another, relate to other humans as well as they can to something furry.

And yes I just went all political on your asses, and no I wasn’t being serious, now enjoy the cuteness: