And this my dear little puppy, is why you don’t mess with vampire cats.

Give him a break, he only slept for 21 hours last night.

To be fair on the little guy, he’s from a remote village and is unfamiliar with most modern technologies.

I guess more dogs would probably watch television if there were better dog programming. Somebody should get on that.

Wow, never thought I’d use those words together in a sentence. First time for everything.

The tiny squeaks you hear, those are his hiccups!

Just a video of capybaras being scratched. All is well in the world right now.

By the way we aren’t suggesting you go and wrap up your cat for Christmas (or any other occation for that matter). Besides, there is no way in hell most cats would sit still long enough for you to do that to them. They’d insist on attacking the scissors, playing with the paper and occasionally going for one of their ‘runs-around-the-entire-house-checking-if-anything-has-changed’

Awww, he thinks he’s Grouch from Sesame Street