Bah! These darn kids and their skating, and their newfangled flashy beeping phone things, and … and back in my day, we didn’t have any of that stuff. Look at us, we still turned out fine. I’m telling you, things were just simpler before they invented the darn wheel.

Seal in German is is “seehund” which means “sea dog”. Coincidence?! I THINK NOT!

Better than cheezburgerz? Certainly healthier.

Maybe, just maybe…we should get her an ella-vator!

Thank you, thank you! I’ll be here all week.

Guys! The things I saw! I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. I played with a clothes peg in the neighbor’s garden. I watched headlights glitter in the dark near the front gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to nap.

Hi guys, this is Bear. I just let him out into the back yard to chase butterflies and such… he wandered back in half an hour later looking like this.

The purr-fect pillow if you will. Fur reals, it’s impawsible to find a better one.

OK I’ll stop with the puns right meow, before they drive you all catty.

‘Tis the season, for humiliation.

Hope you all had a great New Year’s eve, we are back from a little break!

This pair of pugs are firm friends with a very special relationship – one acting as the eyes of the other. Franky acts as a guide dog to his fellow pug Elly (the white-coated pug), helping on walks or to find food and water because she isn’t able to find her own way.

The duo are both four years old and are inseparable, with Elly following Franky everywhere he leads. She sniffs the air to find her friend, the nuzzles into his side to trot along with him.

They are rescue dogs from Wales and have pretty much reduced me to a puddle of goo.