“Yo, buddy! If you want to talk to the big dog, you gotta get through me.”

You know how when you see someone yawn, you just have to yawn yourself? Well since we found this picture, it’s been Yawn Central Station over here. Now it’s your turn!

And by kits we obviously mean baby foxes, not some kit you’d buy through an infomercial.

“But wait! There’s more! Order now and we’ll send you TWO bat-eared fox kits for the price of one! Separate shipping and handling prices apply. (Some assembly required. Squee not included.)

5 Bat-eared Fox kits were born to mother Singer & father Biko at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park on May 10th. The kits are currently on exhibit exhibit with the park’s Warthogs in the Heart of Africa area. The Bat-eared fox is a small African fox known for its enormous ears, which are over 5 inches (13 centimeters) long. The ears are full of blood vessels that shed heat and help keep the fox cool; they also give the animal a very good sense of hearing.

If you’ve seen the TV show Arrested Development, you’ll probably agree with me that is identical to the Charlie Brown sad walk the Bluth family sometimes does. If you haven’t seen Arrested Development…well then what are you waiting for? GO WATCH IT!

It’s every kids favorite game!

Hop on Pop being their favorite book.

“I kissed a cat, and I liked it.” – Except for the milk mustache, that part was gross.

We’ve often pondered over the origins of kittens. How did they get here? Where do they come from? Well today we stumbled upon the answers; they arrive at your doorstep via a series of pipes, straight from the wondrous world of Cutetobia.

Now that we’ve revealed that secret, someone is sure to exploit it and take more than their share of kittens.

She’s got a chicken to ride, she’s got a chicken to ra-hi-ride, she’s got a chicken to riiiide…

…And she don’t care!

Relevant.